A Troublesome Visitor
A TROUBLESOME VISITOR
Yes! Siera my breath-takingly beautiful cousin was finally ungrounded from our last Houdini act and was coming to stay with me over the mid-term break. The only downfall was that Siera had to bring Brianna, the twelve year old beauty queen from Hell's, deepest,darkest slime-pit, with her. And I know your probably thinking " What harm could a twelve year old possibly do?" Well with three hundred dollar Gucci flip-flops and nine pageant crowns under her exquisitely intricate bronze coloured Chanel belt she may seem sugar sweet but behind closed doors it's a whole different story...
"Siera. Hey, over here!" I shouted hoarsly and excitedly as I legged it over the road while narrowly missing an oncoming lorry.
"Hey hun. I haven't seen you in ages! How are you?" She yelled back in her extremely high pitched voice.
I just noticed Brianna scowling darkly at a pretty brunette little eight year old with a pink dress up hand-bag. Whoa! If Brianna can get jealous over that then I think it's better if I just stay away from her.
As we were driving home in my mum's beat up old Merc you could already see the strain of trying to strike up a decent conversation with the "Beauty Queen" on my mum's poor face.
"So...? Where do you wanna go tonight Siera?"I asked as part question and part conversation starter.
"Uh-uh! You two aren't putting one foot outside that apartment, not after last time. You can spend plenty of time reading a few of Jane Austen's classics!" My mum half yelled half sniggered this statement but I was completely dumb-founded
"What the Hell do you mean we're not allowed out? It's mid-term of course were going out! We have rights!" I screamed while pounding my mum's headrest with my stilleto clad size six feet.
"Sorry sweetie, your a teenager and since you don't have any responsibilities you don't have any rights!" My mum replied with a super cool demeanour.
"Oh that's okay I'm sure we'll have loads of fun inside, Jane Austen is fab!" Siera gushed.
She was obviously suffering from jet-lag and tiredness from her bus trip, who in their right mind would honestly even attempt to read Jane Austen. Ugh! That's all I can say. All this time Brianna had been glowering menacingly at everything that passed the cars window. That girl had serious problems.
Finally we got home. Siera and I pegged it up the stairs after we had raided the refrigerater in a vein attempt at ditching Brianna but no, the Queen of Sheba was already sat in my baby-pink pod chair wrinkling her perfect little nose at the smell of over-priced Chinese food that was wafting in through my open window.
"That smell is absolutely outrageous! How on Earth do you expect me to sleep in here? And this bed, I could swear that's the same duvet cover as the last time I was here." Brianna ranted while she moved in a pixie-like fashion toward my bockety double bed.
"Eh... Bye bye Brianna. Lovely talking but you, my darling little cousin, are staying on the sofa-bed in Ryan's room since he's away at college." I replied sarcastically hoping that she got the fact that I felt a LOT of resentment towards her.
Surprisingly she just glided out of the room with her nose in the air. Hmmm...That was easy. Too easy. Siera and I decided that since we weren't allowed out we should use the fire escape and go get our noses pierced. A rebellion was desperately needed and this was the almost-perfect idea. I was just about to voice an idea on how to get past Mum when Brianna falls through my door and rolls to a stop at my feet.
"Spill! What did you hear?" I screeched as I pounced on Brianna and pinned her to the ground.
"Just enough to tell Aunty Maria but I'm willing to negotiate if you bring me along and buy me a low-fat croissant and skinny latté." She said in a low, sly voice while glaring a me through narrowed eyes.
"Fine but if you so much as dream about this you will be shot with my Dad's 38 callibre gun. Got it?" I threatened.
"Sure but what good is a dead man's gun without bullets? Really your Dad was pretty useless when he was alive wasn't he? He couldn't even remember your birthday some years because he was so drunk! So... Do we have deal?" Brianna taunted.
That was the bitchiest thing she could have done. Ever.
"Get out Brianna!" I said in a furious voice.
I was seething. Nothing Siera said could calm me down.
"That's it. I've had enough. I'm sick and tired of that little witch, everytime you visit she reminds of him. Sorry Siera but I am getting rid of Brianna this week with or without your help!" I whispered in a voice that made me sound dangerous.
"I'm so sorry Nat. I'm in and I'll do whatever it takes to get rid of her." Siera promised but her eyes looked wary as if she didn't really mean it.
That night we snuck past my mum's room into Ryan's room where Brianna was snoring like a tabby-cat and muttering something about annihilation and decapitation. I shuddered. "Evil" was my only thought as I held open an over-sized brown canvas sack that would soon conceal Brianna. Hehe. Quick as lightning Siera flipped the now gagged Brianna into my sack and helped me tie it up. Brianna squirmed this way and that but to no avail and her screams were muffled by the polyester rag in her mouth. It was only two A.M. so my mum would be asleep for the next eleven hours at least. Having Brianna had already messed her up real bad. We used the fire escape as planned and spent the next hour sneaking in and out alleyways to reach the nearest dumping ground. I was amazed no one saw us. Just as I was loading up my Dad's gun four squad cars turned up and Siera was dragging Brianna out of the sack and running towards them. I didn't understand, how did they know? Why was Siera helping Brianna escape? She promised to help me but had somehow ratted me out. The game was up. It was all over.
So here I, Natalie Danielle Blake aged sixteen, sit in a warm, comfortable cell in a mental institution for under eighteens. I was ordered to spend eighteen months here because on the fifteenth of February 2008 I tried to murder my twelve year old cousin Brianna Chantelle Smith.
Hey I Hope You All Liked My Story It Was Originally Supposed To Be Siera And Natalie Going To A Party Without Permission and Getting Caught By Brianna but I Went A Bit Mental So It Was All Unplanned.
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BOOK REVIEW
Name: Eclipse
Author: Stephenie Meyer
Cover: A black backround with a torn red ribbon that is supposed to represent Bella and Jacobs torn friendship.
Favourite Quote: "I punched a werewolf in the face." {I found this cripplingly funny!}
Summary: This is the third book in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. This book was my least favourite out the saga because it wasn't as exciting as the first two. The story is about the sadistic vampire named Victoria who is intent on taking Bella's life because in Twilight, Bella's vampire boyfriend ,Edward, killed Victoria's mate James. Victoria has created an army of crazed newborn vampires in Seattle and is planning to use them in her attack on Bella and Edward's family,the Cullens, but her plan goes horribly wrong and in the end her army is taken down by nine werewolves and six mature vampires. Victoria and her accomplice Riley are taken care of by Seth(a fifteen year old werewolf) and Edward. In this book Bella also agrees to marry Edward in return for him changing her into a vampire himself and not his father Carlilse. I love TWILIGHT!!!
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BoOk ReViEw
nAmE: The name of the book I have read is "Little Women".
AuThOr: The author of this book is Louisa May Alcott.
SuMmArY: This is a book about four girls whose names are Margaret(Meg),Josephine(Jo),Beth and Amy. The girl's father has been sent to fight in the American civil war. Meg is a pretty young girl of sixteen who misses all the luxuries and fineries she had when they were rich and longs to shop in Paris, eat in posh restaurants and dress in gorgeous dresses of blue and pink silk. Jo on the other hand is a tall,scattered ,un-organised, fifteen year old tomboy with an exceptional talent for writing the most amazing stories but Jo justs wants to be a boy or at least stay a child forever. Beth is the total opposite from both Meg and Jo because unlike Meg , Beth is content with what she has (which is usually less than her sisters) and doesn't want for anything but a beautiful piano. Beth is also Jo's pet and calms Jo down when she flies into one of her rages. Amy ,however, is a very conceited little girl of twelve with little interest in anything but herself and art. Amy is a very pretty girl with long blond wavy hair and is always trying to copy Meg with her prim and proper ways. In the story alot of things happen here are the most interesting....
The girls meet Teddy, the boy from the mansion next door who's grandfather turns out to be a great friend to the girls and their mother as does Teddy. Beth gets from Scarlet Fever and everyone prepares for the worst when Beth begins having hallutions and doesn't recognise anyone around her! Jo gets her first story published in a local news paper,Meg realises that she would rather be poor and pleasant than rich and nasty and Mr. Brooke,Teddy's tutor, proposes to Meg! Will a gobsmacked Meg accept? You will have to read on to find out! xXxXxXxXxXxXx
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Book Review :
NAME:Zodiac Girls
Author:
Summary:This book is about a girl called Gemma who is left three thousand pounds by a great aunt whom she's never seen, but there's a catch, she must use it for a private education. Gemma can't stand the thought of leaving all her old mates!
When Gemma arrives at Avebury Boarding School she is totally lost and her new room mate "Ruth the mouse" isn't much help as she barely says two words to Gemma.After dinner in the not so fabulous dining room the gorgeous Hermie
pulls up on his flash motorbike with a package for Gemma. Later when she opens her gift it is a B.E.A.utiful sparkly turquoise cell phone but she is completely puzzled as to who the sender might be because she is fully aware that her parents could never in a million and three years afford such a madly stylish cell. A few minutes later while she is still trying to figure out all the thingymajiggies on her phone she stumbles across Hermie's number in her phone book and she can't believe his cheek because seriously he must be hopelessly devoted to himself to think she wanted his number! Gemma soon finds out that she is the "Zodiac Girl" for a month and Hermie is her new planet guide whose job is to help and guide Gemma. Gemma soon finds out that Ruth is really quite interesting and they go to a little beauty salon in the village where they get the most amazing makeovers ever!Gemma then ends up getting the main part in the school play but you'll have to read the book to find out about the hilarious incedent that got her the part!!!
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Book Review
Name:Boy In The Striped Pyjamas.
Author:
Summary: This is about a boy call Bruno who is forced to move from his old five storey home in Berlin to a horrible new home in the middle of nowhere beside a concentration camp. Bruno makes friends with a Jewish boy called Shamuel. Bruno doesn't seem to realise that this is not Shamuel's home but that he is forced to live there by the Germans. In the end Bruno goes over the fence dressed like Shamuel and ends being taken away and killed because he is thought to be a Jew. Bruno's mother and sister go back to Berlin but his father stays and goes mad with trying to figure out what happened his son. He then comes up with a theory that Bruno went under the fence and was taken away. Smart man.
Ratings: I would give this book 8/10 because the start is very boring, But i would recommened it.
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